"You know what to do."

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New fag in town? I will totally fuck him!

Last night reminded me of old times. Shiba, Nel, nice to have you over. Next time we should bust out Twister, yeah? Hope you all enjoyed breakfast.

I have the best girls working for me! They all have huge tits and they're real! That includes my pretty little DJ, Nel. Thanks for the good time, doll~ Hope to go shopping with you soon.

I had fun tonight! That little girl, Chrome, she was very entertaining! I hope we can meet a again!

People are so lively in the morning~ As for me? I think I'm going to go cuddle up with my unsuspecting wife.

I hate the holidays. All the hustle and bustle and people faking nice. What a bunch of crap. I hate charities too. Especially the type for kids and animals. However... it's beena damn long time since I took my wife out.

Tres, you up for this shit? You don't even have to wear a dress this time.

Snow storm, hm~?

I'll be out in the park all day Sunday waiting for anyone with the guts to challenge me to a snowball fight.

It appears I'm in need of a date tonight. I'm looking for a drop-dead gorgeous woman with a nice rack, a sense of humour, and a sexy dress. You only need to look pretty, nothing else. Takers?

Happy birthday, Kitten~

I foresee fun times ahead. I can't wait.

Good thing we bought that generator. Tres, let's stay in and watch movies! Too bad there's no snow this time.

Geez~ I come back from vacation to find all the police laid up. Guess they weren't very good cops after all.

Shi~ba~ I'm coming for you! Be prepared!

BRB. Off to tropical paradise.

Yo, Xanxus! What'cha planning to do with that bear skin?

About damn time. Fuck.

Christ, woman! Would you hurry up and fucking die?! I have things to do back across the pond, you know. Fuck.

Ah~ It seems my partner's conversing with undesirables again. C'est la vie, c'est la vie. Got a mildly unpleasant phone call this morning. This, of course, means dinner with the wife tonight and skipping out on work.

Because you're fucking impatient... have a god damn sonnet.

Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art,
As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel;
For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart
Thou art the fairest and most precious jewel.
Yet in good faith some say that thee behold,
Thy face hath not the power to make love groan;
To say they err, I dare not be so bold,
Although I swear it to my self alone.
And to be sure that is not false I swear,
A thousand groans but thinking on thy face,
One on another's neck do witness bear
Thy black is fairest in my judgment's place.
In nothing art thou black save in thy deeds,
And thence this slander as I think proceeds.